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The Air Guitar Song

from Magnificent Man by Romeo Dance Cheetah

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One of Romeo Dance Cheetah’s ridiculous talents is air guitar. In fact, he’s a national champion of air guitar and has appeared on The Today Show to teach Al Roker to rock. The Air Guitar Song is the first single and tells the story of how Romeo’s "there guitar" (aka real guitar) got jealous of his "air guitar" when they left her behind to tour the world together and become ridiculously famous.



I left my baby for another girl,
took my air guitar out to see the world,
oh so much easier to stow away on a big jet plane.

When we hit the stage it was all the rage,
like a nuclear bomb blowing outer space,
oh check it out here’s a taste, give it to ‘em.

Woo hoo, so good!

But when I came back home, she was all strung out,
poor there guitar, she was fretting about,
how I played her solo, so alone, so she sang me this song


We used to rock and roll we used to rock and roll together,
but now we rock and roll to never
you and me, we’re done

Oh ho ho ho, we ain’t done yet,
we just getting started,
I think we should get sexy like we used to,
check this out.

So I picked her up at the pickup,
laid it down for you to lick up yeah!

Turn our knobs up to eleven,
turned our love into a weapon yeah!

From your neck down to your body,
I have control and I’m feeling naughty,
this ain’t pretend, just strap in, cause I pick you,
and nothing else will do!


We could rock and roll, we could rock and roll together,
we could rock and roll forever, you and me

Bridge 2

Then I had the ultimate dream,
best triple threat that there’s ever been,
both my guitars on the same team, woah!

Like a three-way sex demon, fill your ear holes with rock and roll semen, yeah!


We could rock and roll, we could rock and roll together,
we could rock and roll forever, you and me

Eat some rocky road, we could eat a bowl together,
but first we’ll smoke a bowl together and get a treat, something sweet.

Or eat some cookie dough, bake and eat them whole together,
but first we’ll rock and roll together,
you and fucking you and fucking you and fucking you and me


from Magnificent Man, released October 27, 2017
Songwriting credits – Romeo Dance Cheetah (Matt Cornelison)
Performance credits – Romeo Dance Cheetah, Liam Kelly, Tomas Zabala, Lucas Jack, Justin Schneider


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Romeo Dance Cheetah Chicago, Illinois

Romeo takes silly more seriously than anyone you’ve met. In fact, he’s a U.S.
National Champion of air guitar! He’s taught Al Roker to rock on The Today Show,
created viral rap videos about mustache rides to promote men’s health and now he’s
releasing his debut comedy rock album “Magnificent Man”. Think sexy Tenacious D
meets the modern Ween. The lyrics are hilarious and the music rocks.
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