1. |
Magnificent Man
04:30
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Magnificent Man (song lyrics)
Chorus
Magnificent Man (repeat)
Verse 1
i was having lunch with the president, he asked me, whatcha gonna do with all the violence?
Replace the guns with kittens, instead of droppin’ bombs drop kisses, instead of all the talk we gotta listen
He’s like wait a second, how ya gonna drop all those kittens without hurting them? That could be a CATastrophe!
I was like I don’t know Mr. Pres, maybe put a little extra padding in their crates, maybe a little extra milk in their saucers, I’m sure that they have the technology ok!
He’s like that’s purrrrrrrfect.
I’m like Mr. Pres, I’m doin’ the best that I can.
I guess that makes me one helluva…
Chorus
Magnificent Man (repeat)
Verse 2
My grandpy road the bus to New Orleans
My daddy road his bike along the Mississippi
I’ll ride your body like a wave in the seas,
I’m just a man and I doo doo what I please
I play piano with no hands,
My weekend dress is mighty fancy,
I watch Netflix in my underpants,
Don’t like your can’ts but I love your cans
Chorus
Magnificent Man (repeat)
Bridge
When I strut my stuff, gonna touch my nuts, honey give me some, baby you know what
Put my pepperoni on your cheese pizza, my name is Romeo Dance Cheetah and I’m pleased to meat ya
And I feel soooooo….
Breakdown
Chorus
Magnificent Man (repeat)
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2. |
35 Year Olds Dancin'
02:25
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Verse 1
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are dancin’
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men having fun
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are rocking out all night
Just tryin’ to get it right
Bridge
Some of them are getting the ladies
Some of them are having some babies
Some of them are getting real lazy
Some of them are falling asleep, falling asleep, falling asleep
Verse 2
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are laughing, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men starting to hug
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are crying through the night
Get the feeling right
Chorus
Can you feel it tonight?
Can you feel it tonight?
Bridge
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are snappin’
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are clappin’
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are snackin’
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are crappin’
Verse 3
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are dancin’
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men living the dream
Just a couple of thirty-five-year-old-men who are jerkin’ off all night
Just tryin to get it right
Chorus
Jerkin’ off tonight
Jerkin’ off tonight
C’mon C’mon C’mon
Ca Ca Ca Ca C’mon
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3. |
Party Poopin'
03:25
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Verse 1
Sometimes you don’t feel like a party guy,
sometimes you just feel like shit.
Well this is a song for all the party people getting brown with it.
Chorus
Party pooping, in your pants tonight if it feels alright, if it feels oh
Poop your pants if you want to get brown tonight,
it feels alright, it feels alright, it feels oh
Verse 3
Negative Nancy with the ants in her pantsy,
gotta get up pretty early for work.
Grumpy Gus with his you know what,
up his butt likes to fuss when it hurts.
Debbie Down with the frown, no need to turn it around,
you’re smile is a little upside down.
Grouchy Grace with a mean case of restless bitch face,
you don’t want to go well I say NO WAY!
Chorus
Party pooping, in your pants tonight if it feels alright, if it feels oh
Poop your pants if you want to get brown tonight,
it feels alright, it feels alright, it feels oh
Breakdown
Eww EwwWoohoo
Chorus
Party pooping, in your pants tonight if it feels alright, if it feels oh
Poop your pants if you want to get brown tonight,
it feels alright, it feels alright, it feels oh
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4. |
The Air Guitar Song
04:31
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Verse
I left my baby for another girl,
took my air guitar out to see the world,
oh so much easier to stow away on a big jet plane.
When we hit the stage it was all the rage,
like a nuclear bomb blowing outer space,
oh check it out here’s a taste, give it to ‘em.
Woo hoo, so good!
But when I came back home, she was all strung out,
poor there guitar, she was fretting about,
how I played her solo, so alone, so she sang me this song
Bridge
We used to rock and roll we used to rock and roll together,
but now we rock and roll to never
you and me, we’re done
Oh ho ho ho, we ain’t done yet,
we just getting started,
I think we should get sexy like we used to,
check this out.
So I picked her up at the pickup,
laid it down for you to lick up yeah!
Turn our knobs up to eleven,
turned our love into a weapon yeah!
From your neck down to your body,
I have control and I’m feeling naughty,
this ain’t pretend, just strap in, cause I pick you,
and nothing else will do!
Chorus
We could rock and roll, we could rock and roll together,
we could rock and roll forever, you and me
Bridge 2
Then I had the ultimate dream,
best triple threat that there’s ever been,
both my guitars on the same team, woah!
Like a three-way sex demon, fill your ear holes with rock and roll semen, yeah!
Chorus
We could rock and roll, we could rock and roll together,
we could rock and roll forever, you and me
Eat some rocky road, we could eat a bowl together,
but first we’ll smoke a bowl together and get a treat, something sweet.
Or eat some cookie dough, bake and eat them whole together,
but first we’ll rock and roll together,
you and fucking you and fucking you and fucking you and me
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5. |
Porcupine Love
03:41
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Verse 1
Baby told me that I couldn’t fly, but I’m a big bald eagle bound for the sky c’mon
Moon walked on water one time, did an MJ kick than I healed the blind a sha’mon
Baby love me like a porcupine, give me pins and needles up my behind c’mon
Honey child bone cold sometimes, need a hot lava heater just to melt the ice c’mon
Chorus
Whoa oh whoa, whoa oh whoa
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah eee yeah ah
Whoa ooo whoa oh, whoa ooo whoa oh whoa
yeah yeah yeah yea, yeah eee yeah ah, eee yeah ah ah ah ah
Verse 3
Hey baby where you going tonight, you know my GPS lost in your eyes
Sad sugar now don’t you cry, cause you’re puppy dog peed on your new cowhide move on, mooooove on!
Got some alpine mist to cover up the piss, do you smell the piss? do you smell the piss? I don’t think you doo hooo, da doo doo doo
Pretty lady want to bend and find, but I just wanna make puppy love tonight, c’mon
Bridge
(random scatting)
Breakdown
Whoa oh whoa, whoa oh whoa
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah eee yeah ah
Porcupine spikes yeah you’re so tough, eagle eyes see from way up above, let’s get it on make puppy love
Porcupine spikes yeah you’re so tough, eagle eyes see from way up above, let’s get it on make puppy love
Get it on on on, get it on on on, get it on on on on on on
Get it on nah no, get it on nah no, get it on no no no no no
Outro
Porcupines and eagles making puppy love (repeat)
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6. |
Gone With The Wind
05:22
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Intro
This story told across many great lands, about the difference between living as a boy and as a man,
You see I gave it all up for what could’ve been, now the love of my life is gone with the wind.
Verse
Dream woman, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by one more time?
See it’s been a long long day, and a lonely lonely night.
It’s been a looking for love, never to find, son of a bitch kind of life.
Then she giggled, blew a kiss made me wiggle.
Heard the voice of a boy say “she’s just a toy. Do something hilarious to impress your friend Ricky, he’s always good for a laugh.”
Pre Chorus
So I placed both of my hands, onto my face, blew like a tornado across the plains.
Chorus
Good bye so long,
My baby’s gone with the wind.
(repeat)
Verse
Lonely, wish I was dead.
Thinking of you.
Wasn’t worth it.
You didn’t deserve it.
Now I’m singing the blues.
Chorus
Good bye so long,
My baby’s gone with the wind.
Eeewww! Whoa no no no!
Breakdown
(random scatting)
Outro
Good bye to my love, the love of my life, goodbye to my beautiful bride.
Good bye to my babies, such a short life, I guess they’ll never go to college,
Cause they’re so gone gone gone gone gone.
Gone with the wind,
Gone with the wind.
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7. |
1970's Disco King
03:01
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Verse 1
Come back baby come back baby come back,
I want dance with you.
Billy slept walk into the room with his paper crown on, eating wonder bread,
He was a red-headed football superstar
Chorus
1970s Disco King.
He sang into the night,
Building champagne rockets with cardboard boxes.
He could fill them up, trash bags with hashtags
Verse 3
4 a.m. soy milk lattes and mannequin bodies,
get dressed he’s gonna go out tonight, oooh oooh
Creatine cowboy, kiss your queen goodnight, time to go for a ride,
He’s got that name lit up on the marquee lights
Chorus
1970s Disco King.
He sang into the night,
Building champagne rockets with cardboard boxes.
He could fill them up, trash bags with hashtags.
He was a 1970s Disco King.
Chorus
He was a 1970s Disco King.
He sang into the night,
Building champagne rockets with cardboard boxes.
He could fill them up, trash bags with hashtags.
He was a 1970s Disco King.
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8. |
Laser Beam Makeup
03:28
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Let’s get weird, alright give me a beat.
Uhhh I like that, that’s nice.
Now get those shakers out of your pockets and give them a little shake shake shake shake
And on top of that I wanna hear your voices like this, here we go
mmmmhmmmhmmmhmmhmm
Verse
Laser beam makeup, faces smashed, tried to wakeup, cat piss stains on your teeth, nuclear catastrophe is the color of your nails, and your vanity's in jail and I'm in hell and I can't stop.
Trick or treat, Halloween, crispy cream, electric eels so erotic, ginger snap gibberish, Barbie doll eating licorice, I'm a man i don't give a shit.
Pull your hair back so tight I felt the tension, girl version of One Direction, my 7th grade erection couldn't steal the attention off you, I like what you do, when you doo doo, did you say doo doo? I jcan't look away.
Like a cat licking its own crotch, two dogs pooping on the side of the road, you're a pickle in the microwave as it explodes, a backup dancer in a Beyonce video trying to sneak towards the front but the director yells cut and says girl back the fuck up, but you start twerking cause you're confused, but I'm amused, I'm amused, get my muse on...
With that MC Hammer sparkle in your eye, testy like a Testarossa chicken finger lickin’ thigh.
Why ask why, try blow drying your hair before going out sometime, oh my smoky eye surprise, I betchya dance all night, threw up then cried, sucking dicks on weekends, cigarettes and sequins, Steven Jobs, big fat honky tonkin apple of my eye.
I just can’t look away from your car crash.
And I just can’t look away (repeat X4)
Chorus
And I just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away from your car crash,
car crash, car crash, car crash
Just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away from your car crash,
car crash, car crash, car crash
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9. |
Live The Dream
03:58
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Verse
I’m running, I’m running, I’m running caught up in a bound.
I’m rolling like a pin ball marble, but way out of bounds.
Like a cigarette burning at the end and wet in the mouth.
Light me up, burn me down, spit me out, spit me out, spit me out.
Chorus
To work everyday for something bigger than me, I live the dream.
To change the lives of all my family, I live the dream.
I live the dream yeah yeah yeah, oh oh oh ooo whoa oh ooo whoa ooo whoa
oooh oooh whooo ooo
Verse
I’m a busy worker bee, honey give me something sweet now.
I have a fear of flying, but the hive is well alive somehow.
I want more than ever, more than ever now.
Happily ever after, more before the after, now.
Chorus
To work everyday for something bigger than me, I live the dream.
To change the lives of all my family, I live the dream.
I live the dream yeah yeah yeah, oh oh oh ooo whoa oh ooo whoa ooo whoa
oooh oooh whooo ooo
Outro
Hi Ho, here we go, everybody, rock’n’roll
Elton John, Dosey Doe, Honky Tonk, Billy Joel
Holiday, Home Alone, singin Marilyn Monroe
Live the dream, let ‘em know, everybody rock’n’roll
Buy the bus, hit the road, my beloved, is my home
Love her till I’m out of money, ain’t it tragic, ain’t it funny
Caffienated, signs vital, Hollywood, suicidal
Start a family, start a war, what the hell we fightin’ for
Holy moly, disco joe, rollie pollie, Figaro
Line it up, ready roll, 650, Istanbul
Price is right, Colorado, getting’ lucky, win the lotto
Flavor Savin’, Cincinnati, Red Hot, rusted Caddy
Lovin’ but no elevator, take the stairs, see you later
Raspberry, back ache, laugh until my bones break
Seattle, Gabrielle, not a tipper, ring the bell
Salisbury, steak day, biker mice, buck hay
High divin’, bangarang, what up cuz? hot dog dang
Mickey Dog, trapper keeper, eat it up, mom’s beeper
Riverboat, drink the wine, Happy Birthday, Time to die
Life flashin’ right before my eyes, flashin’ right before my eyes
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Romeo Dance Cheetah Chicago, Illinois
Romeo takes silly more seriously than anyone you’ve met. In fact, he’s a U.S.
National Champion of air guitar! He’s
taught Al Roker to rock on The Today Show,
created viral rap videos about mustache rides to promote men’s health and now he’s
releasing his debut comedy rock album “Magnificent Man”. Think sexy Tenacious D
meets the modern Ween. The lyrics are hilarious and the music rocks.
... more
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