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Magnificent Man

from Magnificent Man by Romeo Dance Cheetah

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A not-so-subtle autobiographical introduction to the self-proclaimed awesomeness of Romeo Dance Cheetah. The sexy classic rock guitar lead follows Romeo’s vocals as he yells “Magnificent Man” repeatedly in the chorus. He tells stories of secret meetings with the president and makes claims that he can “play the piano with no hands”.


Magnificent Man (song lyrics)


Magnificent Man (repeat)

Verse 1

i was having lunch with the president, he asked me, whatcha gonna do with all the violence?

Replace the guns with kittens, instead of droppin’ bombs drop kisses, instead of all the talk we gotta listen

He’s like wait a second, how ya gonna drop all those kittens without hurting them? That could be a CATastrophe!

I was like I don’t know Mr. Pres, maybe put a little extra padding in their crates, maybe a little extra milk in their saucers, I’m sure that they have the technology ok!

He’s like that’s purrrrrrrfect.

I’m like Mr. Pres, I’m doin’ the best that I can.

I guess that makes me one helluva…


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Verse 2

My grandpy road the bus to New Orleans

My daddy road his bike along the Mississippi

I’ll ride your body like a wave in the seas,

I’m just a man and I doo doo what I please

I play piano with no hands,

My weekend dress is mighty fancy,

I watch Netflix in my underpants,

Don’t like your can’ts but I love your cans


Magnificent Man (repeat)


When I strut my stuff, gonna touch my nuts, honey give me some, baby you know what

Put my pepperoni on your cheese pizza, my name is Romeo Dance Cheetah and I’m pleased to meat ya

And I feel soooooo….



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from Magnificent Man, released October 27, 2017
Songwriting credits – Romeo Dance Cheetah (Matt Cornelison)
Performance credits – Romeo Dance Cheetah, Liam Kelly, Tomas Zabala, Lucas Jack, Justin Schneider


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Romeo Dance Cheetah Chicago, Illinois

Romeo takes silly more seriously than anyone you’ve met. In fact, he’s a U.S.
National Champion of air guitar! He’s taught Al Roker to rock on The Today Show,
created viral rap videos about mustache rides to promote men’s health and now he’s
releasing his debut comedy rock album “Magnificent Man”. Think sexy Tenacious D
meets the modern Ween. The lyrics are hilarious and the music rocks.
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