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Laser Beam Makeup

from Magnificent Man by Romeo Dance Cheetah

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A stream of conscious beat poetry style rap that encourages audience participation by singing along and shaking shakers to the beat. The lyrics are commentary on pop culture and Romeo’s observation of this weird need many people have to become famous. “I just can’t look away from your car crash!” the lyrics repeat.


Let’s get weird, alright give me a beat.
Uhhh I like that, that’s nice.
Now get those shakers out of your pockets and give them a little shake shake shake shake
And on top of that I wanna hear your voices like this, here we go


Laser beam makeup, faces smashed, tried to wakeup, cat piss stains on your teeth, nuclear catastrophe is the color of your nails, and your vanity's in jail and I'm in hell and I can't stop.

Trick or treat, Halloween, crispy cream, electric eels so erotic, ginger snap gibberish, Barbie doll eating licorice, I'm a man i don't give a shit.

Pull your hair back so tight I felt the tension, girl version of One Direction, my 7th grade erection couldn't steal the attention off you, I like what you do, when you doo doo, did you say doo doo? I jcan't look away.

Like a cat licking its own crotch, two dogs pooping on the side of the road, you're a pickle in the microwave as it explodes, a backup dancer in a Beyonce video trying to sneak towards the front but the director yells cut and says girl back the fuck up, but you start twerking cause you're confused, but I'm amused, I'm amused, get my muse on...

With that MC Hammer sparkle in your eye, testy like a Testarossa chicken finger lickin’ thigh.
Why ask why, try blow drying your hair before going out sometime, oh my smoky eye surprise, I betchya dance all night, threw up then cried, sucking dicks on weekends, cigarettes and sequins, Steven Jobs, big fat honky tonkin apple of my eye.

I just can’t look away from your car crash.

And I just can’t look away (repeat X4)


And I just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away from your car crash,
car crash, car crash, car crash

Just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away
And I just can’t look away from your car crash,
car crash, car crash, car crash


from Magnificent Man, released October 27, 2017
Songwriting credits – Romeo Dance Cheetah (Matt Cornelison)
Performance credits – Romeo Dance Cheetah, Tomas Zabala, Justin Schneider


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Romeo Dance Cheetah Chicago, Illinois

Romeo takes silly more seriously than anyone you’ve met. In fact, he’s a U.S.
National Champion of air guitar! He’s taught Al Roker to rock on The Today Show,
created viral rap videos about mustache rides to promote men’s health and now he’s
releasing his debut comedy rock album “Magnificent Man”. Think sexy Tenacious D
meets the modern Ween. The lyrics are hilarious and the music rocks.
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